Whatever you do, don't call it 'Cali'

You know the next three weeks are gonna be good when you step into your house and it looks like this:

So here are the highlights of my break:

1. I spent way too much time at the beach 

(especially for how cold it was... I was in denial the entire time)

^^ Clearly too much time spent at the beach. What a bunch of shoobies.

2. I spent some quality time with the fam:

^^ My little brother Austin is probably definitely the best dressed 

blind autistic child you have ever seen. Am I right? It's a freaking bow tie.

^^ Momma Guns

^^ I absolutely loved this pic of Sav because it was an accident and it turned out so cool.

^^ My favorite because Max is avoiding my mom's kisses.

Don't worry, Mom. We've all been there.

3. And more time with these munchkins:

^^ Got to meet baby Grant for the first time

^^ We prefer him naked because THE ROLLZ.

4. And Boon

5. I went to Hollywood for the first time

[[yes it is only an hour away from where I grew up

yes it took me 23 years to get there. 

LA traffic and tourism will deter you from many things]]

We found the stars for the three most important people in Hollywood:

^^ Nic Cage [for obvious reasons]

^^ does anyone else always confuse him with The Rock?

Well, there's THIS.

^^ Exactly.

6. Found out I pose like "every girl ever."

I would say this makes me a solid 14 on the pH scale. #sciencejokes

     

[But like, it's only according to two random kids on Twitter... 

so it doesn't even count. Right??]

7. Saw snow in Orange County for the 
first time in my entire life.

^^ SNOW.

 8. Watched New Year's fireworks with some kool kats in the middle of a freeway overpass.

9. And maybe Lauren and I bought the same dress and maybe we both wore it on NYE. And maybe we liked it, ok?

10. Spent a day in LA with some guy with frosted tips

^^ Lance Bass is that you?

^^ The Getty

^^ Sunset over LA feat. the top of my face

^^And of course, this guy, who couldn't be happier to be here.

^^ And lastly, when someone hands you a bumper sticker 

to pose with in Venice Beach, don't ask questions.

Peace out 2014.